When a friend asks me for a buddy pass, and I have one available, I always start the conversation with, “There are some important things I have to go over with you before I issue this pass.” It’s my buddy pass agreement for whenever I give out a buddy pass.
The to-do and not-to-do list so I don’t lose my flight privileges and end up hating you for the rest of our lives.
I shouldn’t go years without hearing from you and then get a quick, “Hey boo. You are not calling me asking me how the weather is in Northern California so STOP.
Get to the point with your request so I can say, “I’m sorry. When you finally hear the words, “I can issue you a buddy pass,” don’t get crazy when it’s follow up with, “and the fee is…” Each buddy pass that is issued comes with a small fee, depending on the miles traveled, and taxes.
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